Occassionaly you come across some footage that makes you laugh, cry, sweat and salivate all at once. For those of you wondering... no... it isn't porn... it's better!
Check out these three examples of Turkish rip-offs of Hollywood blockbusters. First up is ET. Notice that it is now a horror:
I'm sure one of the kids said something about his penis in that one but don't be put off, the next is a classic. This time it's Star Wars, only not as you know it. Note the use of Indiana Jones Music and Jedi Karate skills for our hero - basically Luke Skywalker with knuckledusters in place of his trusty lightsabre. It's pretty repetetive but worth it three minutes in when he starts to rip the heads off of the pubic monsters and toilet paper trolls. Also a good tuturiol for how to successfully split an evil magician in two with your bare hands. Educational as well as bizzare, then. Has to be seen to be believed:
OK, take a breath and recover your senses because now it's the turn of 'SUPERMEN DONUYOR'. The costume is actually pretty good but Supes lives in a world where every gangster possesses a massive 'tash and shiny handgun but no charisma. There's zero emotion, the dubbing is awful and the effects some of the worst you'll ever see but the lead actor is AMAZING. Seriously, some of his facial expressions just astound me:
I saw Turkish Star Wars about two months ago. Some movies are so bad they're good and some are so bad they're just bad.
Then there are others, like Turkish Star Wars, that are so bad you have to wonder if they're actually finished products.
Posted by: Colin Boyd | March 14, 2007 at 07:59 PM
I don't think that ET-rip was horror movie, judging from that clip anyway...
Posted by: Bobak | March 14, 2007 at 10:54 PM