The UK Top Ten

Take a look at this list of movies. What do you think? Is it good variety? An eclectic mix? A diverse selection? No, it's not. Look again. 3 sequels, 3 TV show adaptations, 2 book adaptations, and at least 3 of the worst films to be released this year. And yet, there are just 3 new entries in this mix. Which means those early responses must be pretty near the bone. Why do they keep making unoriginal tat? 'os you love it. Jesus wept, you can be so stupid.

1. The Bourne Ultimatum - They promised to reveal where Jasno came from. They completely and utterly failed to tell us. But this is the most highly rated action movie? The one with the brains right? They lied.

2. Knocked Up - If ever there was a comedy more ovwerrated than this, then it probably starred Adam Sandler. This doesn't, which is a redeeming feature. Actually, it's the only redeeming feature. 

3. 1408 - Stephen King, right? But there's no hotel or Jack Nicholson? It will be crap then.

4. The Simpsons Movie - Seriously, it's been out for 6 weeks. This isn't Sky One. You don't have to watch it 17 times a week.

5. Rush Hour 3 - Offensive, lazy, unoriginal, lame, weak... if that's what they're saying about the film's director, what does that mean for the movies he makes?

6. No Reservations - If you'd seen the trailer you cuold have filled in the missing scenes with a post it note and a biro.

7. Harry Potter etc. etc. - I dont get paid enough for this.

8. Transformers - Half the movie doesnt make sense, half the characters disappear... lucky the effects work. Although you could just buy a toy, given that you're clearly not bothered about story. 

9. Bratz: The Movie - The Daily Mail needs to start berating the right sort of parents, like the ones that let their kids watch stuff like this.

10. Death Sentence - Kevin Bacon's got to pay the rent you know.