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Imagine if you were stupid enough to sell your laptop on ebay, only to rip someone off because it was faulty. Now imagine you were even more stupid than that, and you forgot to delete all your stuff before you gave it to the buyer.
So effectively what you have done is create an enemy AND give him ammunition to shoot you down all in one fell swoop.
Could anyone be this stupid!?
You're damn straight they can.
Sky News has been taking a bit of a kicking this week what with one thing and another, so we thought we would redress the balance a bit by pointing out that one of the channel's real stars, Jeremy Thompson, has his own blog.
And yes - he bloody does write it himself (unlike some certain BBC presenters that we could mention if we were drunk enough and wanted to take their entire licence-fee sucking news operation outside for a much deserved bitch slap) (Lose this bit - Ed)
JT, as he is known around the Sky Newsroom has just about been everywhere, done everything and lived to tell the tale. And really the nice thing is he isn't one of those flack jacket wearing, gung-ho macho reporters/presenters who tries to quietly convince you he's really out there being James Bond.
Of course when Thompson isn't behind the desk at Sky Central he probably could be out there being Bond - and if he is we reckon he'd be Brosnan.
Do yourself and favour and check out his blog for yourself.
EDIT: Thanks for the massive mailbag we've had on this item. Sorry - we can't get you onto the Sky News set to meet JT. Oh and one or two of you may want to grab hold of the dictionary and look up "humour". To the person who sent in the laptop idea: I don't think it would fit.
Mike Taylor
It's the simple ideas that are the best - and this is the simple idea that had corporate servers grinding to a halt this year.
And they are legion - as this exhaustive list from the excellent dailysixer shows.
Brokeback Team America, Brokeback Dawn of the Dead, Brokeback Goodfellas. You know the score by now... (twang twang twang t-w-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaang...)
Anyone born between 1975 - 1985 would most likely have had one of the following things: a Transformer toy, a Transformer video or a Panini brand Transformer sticker album.
Anyone that owned any of the above items will be stupidly excited to know there's a live-action movie on the way. But it gets better - according to Ain't It Cool, the original voices are being considered for roles, the cars won't change too much, Optimus Prime is still a big red truck and, most importanly, it might be the only movie where Michael Bay's direction doesn't screw things up (we do not, however, condone the whineging about fonts on teaser posters).
By the way, did you know one of the first words uttered in the early 80s cartoon movie was "SSHHHIT"? Bet you didn't.
Rich Phippen
Have you ever received and email from a Nigerian guy who has a sick family and complicated bank account problem? Of course you have.
The 419 Scam has been around for years, and if you are reading this you probably have an email account, and so you too would have been an unwitting recipient of some seriously unbelievable emails.
Well, for those of us that have been annoyed by them, and for those of you that have been fooled by them, there's a superhero you need to meet. He is the Ebola Monkey Man, and he has but one aim - to annoy the hell out of the scammers...
Click here...
1. Take one full set of Enid Blyton books
2. Scan in the pictures
3. Write funny modern captions
4. Laugh like a drain
Be warned though - Clicking here will take you to the excellent Monkey Fluids blog - which has some with rude words on it. You have been warned.
Mike Taylor
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